- Only buy appliances that run on Linux
- Send your girlfriend an RFP instead of just asking her to
marry you
- Give your kids SLAs instead of chores
- Use "text" as a verb
- Don't have a CD player, only a computer and an iPod
- Can type 50 wpm on a BlackBerry
- Were ticked off at the inaccurate description of a device
configuration in the Harrison Ford thriller Firewall
- Refer to family members as "users" (Even once)
- Give a pep talk to your son's Little League team and mention
the importance of proper alignment
- RSVP to invitations by listing the resources you'll need
to attend
- Want a pizza but can't remember the number so you turn on
your laptop, open a browser, Google the pizza place, go to its
website, open a new tab to have the menu on the same screen
as the phone number and then dial using your Skype account…
instead of picking up the phone and dialing "4-1-1" in the first
place
- Remind your family that your home PC and Internet connections
are up "99 percent of the time."
- Ask the lawn guy if he'd be willing to cut his price if you
acted as his vendor reference
- Would rather be in the office than on vacation
Contributed by:
Gopal Sahai
Vice President (Sales)
