A project manager, a computer programmer
and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car
they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes
we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's
guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off
the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try
to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try
again."